Tonight in the Chronicles of Fuzzbutt…

OK, first of all, let me just say, you humans are sick! 

As many of you know, we went to the vet today. It was “Neuter Day”! Ya, only thing was we didn’t realize what exactly that entailed. Nothing from my short time as a stray could have prepared me for today. I heard my fellow felines talking about “getting fixed”, but never did I think that they were talking about this. Clyde talked about it some, and Mittens mentioned it, but I thought they were just making mountains out of molehills. And then there was poor Tom. He was the resident tomcat that was kinda on the crazy side. He had a weird eye from too many cat fights. One ear was kinda mangled and he always smelled kinda funny. Rumor was that he never quite recovered from his. But I just though he was old and crazy.

It started just like any normal trip to the vet. Went in and got in really quick this morning. Looking back, that probably should have told me something was up. The human just dropped me off and vanished! The nurse lady took me back and gave me one more booster on one of my vaccines, then she gave me another shot. At first it was nice, so relaxing. I could feel every care in the world melting away. But then the room started spinning, and everything started getting blurry. And then I was out! Don’t know for exactly how long, but when I started coming to, the room was still spinning. I finally came to myself and started trying to get my fur back in order. Whatever they had done to me, they had really messed things up. That’s when I discovered it. I was happily just washing away when I realized there was a slight discomfort “down there”…  I glanced down and had to do a double take! SOMEONE STOLE MY NUTS!!! What kind of sicko does that?!?! I mean, really? I mean, sure, I wasn’t using them, but it would have been nice if they had ask first! And, of course, the dog thinks its funny! He said that they did it to him a long time ago. I mean, he could have warned me! 

I guess, at least now I’m back at home. This is going to take a little getting used to though. My “meow” is a little bit higher than it used to be. Kinda gets on my own nerves a little. I guess I’ll get used to it eventually. Gonna be sleeping with one eye open for a while though. Don’t want them cutting anything else off!


I am a Christian. Hope to provide inspiration, humor, crafting ideas and recipes for some good food.

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